Our NEXT SINdustry is WEDNESDAY AUG 27TH

Our NEXT SINdustry is WEDNESDAY AUG 27TH!!! Who will be our featured artist?

Become a featured artist | SINdustry http://ow.ly/zMSOP

I’m a VERY affectionate person. I’m a

I’m a VERY affectionate person. I’m a cuddler. It is what it is. HOWEVER, PLEASE DO NOT TRY to kiss Me. Especially if you fall into one of the following categories:

1) I don’t know you.
2) You’re a female who KNOWS I’m bi…. but I STILL DON’T KNOW YOU.
3) Your breath STINKS.
4) You do NOT go to the dentist regularly. (sorry I take VERY GOOD CARE of My teeth and mouth I expect the same)
5) Your teeth do NOT resemble TEETH.
6) You have cavities.
7) You can’t remember the LAST time you flossed.
8) I can’t see your teeth due the all the black shit and other gnarly fuckery.

Listen, we are NOT all perfect. HOWEVER….. oral hygiene is SUPERIORLY IMPORTANT TO ME. If you can’t take the time to care for your MOUTH….I don’t even wanna see what that toto or pinga do. Mouths SPEAK VOLUMES on one’s personal hygiene. If your grill isn’t proper, PLEASE don’t try to tarnish MINE! lol Let’s be realistic here. If I were to open MY MOUTH, and you saw nothing but decay, bad breath and raggedy ass teeth… would YOU WANT TO KISS ME? Now THAT’S MY WORD.

I swear I must have died in a past life

I swear I must have died in a past life from falling from a tall height or something.

NEXT BEACH PARTY: Saturday July 25, 2015

NEXT BEACH PARTY:
Saturday July 25, 2015

Yup, folks….annually. Good news is…. NOW YOU CAN PLAN AHEAD FOR NEXT YEAR!!! 😉

I love when My Residents post their naug

I love when My Residents post their naughty pics and vids. mmmm Currently, we are online doing some maintainence, We’ll be approving NEW COUPLES & FEMALES NOW for the NEXT HOUR….. Becoming a Miss Lola’s House Resident is the ONLY way to receive the secret info for the next exclusive private soiree on SATURDAY AUG 9TH….Miss Lola’s House http://ow.ly/zJt6J

FINALLY got My voice back! bwah hahahaha

FINALLY got My voice back! bwah hahahahaha

You should know dick goes with everythin

You should know dick goes with everything…. well, except lesbians. 😉

A SMILE is worth a THOUSAND words. #Just

A SMILE is worth a THOUSAND words. #JustSayin

You know what would be great? If someone

You know what would be great? If someone invited ME TO A DAMN PARTY OR SMOKE OUT. That would be fantastic. Thank you. lol

In life we meet people and connect on so

In life we meet people and connect on so many different levels. As time progresses, people change. Circumstances change. Connections change. I personally believe that we are all meant to cross paths for a reason. Big or small. There’s a reason. Today I’m grateful that so many of you came out last weekend for My annual Beach Party. I was able to see many that I’ve crossed paths with through out the years. I am grateful for those I’ve encountered. Good. Bad and indifferent. Thank goodness all mine are good. I have nothing negative to say. 🙂 It has attributed to the woman I am TODAY and I AM PROUD of who I am. Spread love everyone… even if others don’t. Take a moment to be grateful for those in and out of your life….then continue to SMILE with ZERO regrets.